Tip 1: Wear a Cape
Because, let's face it, you're going to need to be noticed. And what's more noticeable than a cape? It's like a neon sign saying, "Hey, I'm a hero! (But also a bit of a disaster waiting to happen.)"
Learn more about the art of caped crusadingTip 2: Learn to Cook with Dynamite
Who needs fancy culinary skills when you can just use some sticks of dynamite? It's like, who needs flavor when you have explosion? Just be careful not to blow up your kitchen... or yourself.
Check out our dynamite recipe collectionTip 3: Practice your 'Ruler Face'
It's all about confidence, folks. When you can maintain a stern expression while simultaneously looking like a total idiot, you'll be unstoppable. Just don't practice in front of a mirror, it's not a good look.
Take our Ruler Face course for the truly destitute