It is foreseen that the socks of the world will rise up against their human overlords, demanding better washing cycles and more frequent folding.
Darkness will descend upon the land as the world's cheese reserves dwindle. Only the bravest of heroes will be able to navigate the treacherous landscape of the dairy aisle.
By the will of the prophetic gods, a machine shall be invented that can simultaneously fold, clean, and organize all the world's pants. The era of wrinkled despair shall come to an end.