Zelophekat the Zephyr's Prophecies and Predictions

Prophecy 42: The Great Sock Conspiracy

It is foreseen that the socks of the world will rise up against their human overlords, demanding better washing cycles and more frequent folding.

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Prophecy 21: The Great Cheese Famine

Darkness will descend upon the land as the world's cheese reserves dwindle. Only the bravest of heroes will be able to navigate the treacherous landscape of the dairy aisle.

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Prophecy 13: The Invention of the Automatic Pants-ifter

By the will of the prophetic gods, a machine shall be invented that can simultaneously fold, clean, and organize all the world's pants. The era of wrinkled despair shall come to an end.

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