Welcome to Zero Cool: The Prophet's Guide to Extreme Chillness
Where the pursuit of relaxation is a lifestyle
Our Mission
At Zero Cool, we believe that the world is overrated. That's why we've dedicated ourselves to the art of doing nothing.
Join us, and discover the thrill of not giving a darn.
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Latest News
Just in: Our team has been caught binge-watching Netflix for 72 hours straight. Details are sketchy, but we're pretty sure the cat is fine.