Prophecies from Zeus, the Omnipotent

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Tomorrow, the mortals will spill their coffee on their shirts again.
The gods will convene an emergency meeting to discuss the meaning of life.
Mount Olympus will experience a 50% chance of scattered thunderstorms.

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