The Hamster Prophets of Chaos

A Council of Rodent Visionaries

Located in a dimly lit, forgotten corner of the internet, we're a motley crew of hamsters with a penchant for mayhem.

Our stats:

• Member hamsters: 5 (and a quarter of a sixth)
• Favorite snacks: Cheese, crackers, and the occasional human toe
• Favorite activities: Napping, pestering, and plotting world domination

Subpages:

• Hamster Sociology: A study of our intricate social structures
• Hamstercraft: The art of burrow construction and decoration
• Hamsterphilosophy: Musings on the meaning of whiskers