When faced with the inevitability of your own demise, remember: it's not about being the strongest, fastest, or smartest. It's about being the most sarcastic.
Master the subtle art of eye-rolling to convey your disdain without actually having to say anything.
Hyperlink to Lesson 2: The Sarcasm of Silence
Say nothing at all. It's the most effective way to show your disdain for the situation.
Hyperlink to Lesson 3: The Art of Pretentiousness
Explain, in excruciating detail, how you're clearly better than everyone else. Bonus points if you use words like 'artisanal' or 'small-batch'.
Hyperlink to Quiz: How Sarcastic Are You?