By the Prophet of Desperation, Lord of the Lost Souls
Chapter 1: The Unreliability of Toaster Repair
Chapter 2: The Futility of Trying to Find a Parking Spot Near the Mall
Chapter 3: The Inevitability of Running Out of Toilet Paper
And so on... and so on...
May the absurdity of Bob be with you.
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