Our Doctrine
According to the Prophets of Doom, our doctrine is simple:
- Thou shalt not be a bore.
- Thou shalt not be a sellout.
- Thou shalt always wear a fedora, even to the grocery store.
The Tenets of Doom
Our tenets are the foundation upon which our doctrine is built:
- Thou shalt always be prepared for a fight.
- Thou shalt never surrender to a bad Wi-Fi signal.
- Thou shalt worship at the altar of good coffee.
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