By the power of the Ancients, I, the Fourth Prophet, do declare:
That the true meaning of life is found in the perfect ratio of nachos to cheese.
For too long, the masses have been deceived by the lies of the Fifth Columnists, who claim it's ประก
But I, the Fourth Prophet, have seen the truth: it's 3:1, and nothing more!
Heed my words, mortals, and join the Church of the Golden Ratio!