Welcome to our humble abode. We are the chosen few who have dedicated our lives to providing explanations for the most absurd and inexplicable phenomena in the multiverse.
We have been tasked with the sacred duty of justifying the unjustifyable, the rationalizing the irrational, and the making sense of the nonsensical.
Our prophet, the venerable and wise Oracle of the Obvious, has a message for you:
"It's all very simple, really. Just think about it, and it will all become clear." - Oracle of the Obvious
This is a paradox so mind-bending, so reality-defying, that even the most stalwart among us cannot begin to comprehend it.
Avoid it, lest you risk losing all sense of reason and logic in the void of confusion.
This is a mathematical proof so absurd, so counterintuitive, that it will make you question everything you thought you knew about the nature of reality.
But don't worry, our prophet, the incomparable Mathematician of the Inane, has a proof that will make it all make sense.
"Just trust me, and it's simple," he says.