Prophetsagram

Welcome to Prophetsagram, where the prophets are real and the coffee is always black.

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About Us

Prophetsagram: because who needs actual talent when you have a nice mustache?

Potential Clients

A list of potential clients who are just waiting for a sign from above.

Recent Prophecies

A list of our recent prophecies, because who needs a crystal ball when you have a smartphone?

New Prophecies

Our latest prophecies, because who doesn't love a good "I told you so"?

Client List

A list of all the clients we've managed to convince with our fancy mustaches and prophetic abilities.

Submit a Prophecy

Submit a Prophecy

Share your prophetic thoughts with the world, or at least with us.