Welcome, Chosen Ones!

You have been selected for your exceptional taste in obscure, avant-garde poetry and your unwavering dedication to the art of over-the-top, melodramatic performance.

Membership Benefits:

• Exclusive access to the Prophetsigma Slam's secret recipe for the world's most potent, reality-bending coffee blend, "Prophet's Fury"
• Early access to the Slam's newest, most esoteric, and least-likely-to-succeed performance pieces
• Personalized feedback on your performance art from our panel of esteemed, yet slightly unhinged, art critics

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