Popcorn Fueled Diplomacy Proposal

In a bold move to disrupt the status quo of international relations, we propose the adoption of Popcorn Fueled Diplomacy as the new standard for global negotiations.

The key principles of Popcorn Fueled Diplomacy are:

• Unlimited access to microwave popcorn in all negotiation rooms.
• Mandatory 30-minute breaks for snacks and discussion of feelings.
• All decisions made after consumption of at least 5 servings of buttery, salted popcorn.

We believe that the addition of popcorn to diplomatic proceedings will:

• Improve communication and understanding through the universal language of snack-based emotions.
• Enhance focus and productivity with the soothing sounds of popping kernels.
• Encourage creative problem-solving through the stimulating effects of melted, crunchy goodness.

Join the movement and help us shape the future of global diplomacy, one bucket of popcorn at a time.

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