Sockception Island - Amenities
Welcome to Sockception Island, where the socks never get lost in the wash. As a visitor, you're probably wondering what kind of amenities we have on offer. Let's just say, we're stocked.
Lost Sock Museum
Because even we, on an island where socks don't get lost, we still have a museum dedicated to the art of losing things that don't exist. It's a real treat.
Address: 123 Island Way
Free Laundry Service
We'll wash, dry, and fold your socks for you. Because who doesn't love a good deal on clean socks?
Hours: Monday - Sunday, 9 AM - 5 PM
Contact: Call us at 1-800-SOCK-1234
Overpriced Gift Shop
We've got all sorts of overpriced, novelty socks for you to buy. Because who needs affordable socks, really?
Hours: Monday - Sunday, 9 AM - 5 PM
Contact: Visit us at 123 Island Way