What is Prostration Consulting?
We are the premier consulting firm for all your procrastination needs. If you're too lazy to do anything, we'll do it for you. (For an additional fee, obviously.)
Our experts will help you find creative ways to avoid doing actual work, so you can spend more time playing video games and eating Cheetos.
How does it work?
We'll send our team of highly trained professionals to do your tasks for you. Our services include, but are not limited to:
- Procrastination coaching
- Task avoidance specialists
- Productivity blockers
- Time management consultants
- Couch surfing experts
Will you help me with my taxes?
We can't, but we'll send you a bill for our consulting services while you do your taxes. That way, you can focus on more important things... like watching cat videos.