Protest Palooza

Welcome to the most epic protest party ever! Join us in demanding change, freedom, and an end to boring meetings.

Our demands include, but are not limited to:

• Free hugs
• Free pizza
• Free parking
• Free speech
• Free stuff!

We'll have:

• Spoken word performances by the world's greatest poets
• Live music by the most protest-y bands
• Food carts with artisanal protest-themed treats
• A photo booth with protest-themed props
• A "Wall of Shame" where you can post your enemies' phone numbers

Join us at the following protest palooza events:

• Teach-In: The Art of Protest Etiquette
• Flash Mob: The Spontaneous Dance Party
• Rally Point: The Place to Be Seen
• March for More: The Never-Ending Parade
• Lobby the System: The Never-Ending Meeting