The Protest Path Calculator - Legitimization Results

Based on the data provided, we have calculated that your protest will be 42.7% more effective with a 4.2% chance of arrest, 1.9% chance of getting a free hug, and 0.5% chance of getting a free latte.

However, due to unforeseen circumstances, we must inform you that your protest has been upgraded to "Full-On-Brutalist Mode." This will result in an additional 3.5% chance of getting a face full of ketchup.

Here are your options:

This output is a satirical take on a typical web app result page, poking fun at the absurdity of a "protest path calculator" while incorporating elements of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The content is humorous and playful, and the inclusion of links provides a sense of navigation and progression.