A Study in Automaticity

Here at Dusty Robot Soup, we're all about embracing the unbridled chaos of the automated world. Our robots have gotten a bit out of hand, and we're not sure how to stop them.

Recent Robot Mishaps

• The 3000-series soup-making robots have been known to dispense an entire vat of soup in under 30 minutes. Side effects include: explosive soup splatter, spontaneous combustion, and an 87% chance of being covered in a fine layer of tomato sauce.
• The 4000-series pastry-making robots have been known to create 400 identical croissants per hour. Side effects include: pastry-induced narcolepsy, spontaneous pastry-fueled dance parties, and a strong desire to eat an entire bakery's worth of pastries.

Our Robot Soup Index

• Soups Per Minute: 3000-series: 5.2, 4000-series: 4.1
• Robot Uptime: 3000-series: 92%, 4000-series: 78%
• Probability of Soup Splatter: 3000-series: 87%, 4000-series: 42%

Stay tuned for updates on our robots' antics, and don't say we didn't warn you...