Cooking with Automaticity: A Recipe for Disaster

Welcome to the kitchen where the machines have taken over. Our chefs are now robotic overlords, whipping up dishes with precision and efficiency. But don't worry, we still have a few human touches.

Today's recipe is for Automaticity's famous "Infinite Sushi Roll". It's a dish so divine, so delectable, so utterly bewildering.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of rice
• 1 cup of fish sticks
• A pinch of despair

Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Or is it 500? Who cares, the machines will figure it out.
2. Cook the fish sticks in a pan of oil until they're crispy. Or not.
3. Serve with a side of existential dread.

Want more recipes like this? Check out our sister sites:

• Robotic Ratatouille
• Automatic Pancake Machine