Plan 1: The Utter Failure

After weeks of deliberation, we've decided to just go with this one instead.

Our team of expert procrastinators have deemed this plan the most likely to fail.

Featuring a bold new approach of just winging it and hoping for the best.

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Phase 3: The Unmitigated Disaster Phase 4: The Uncontrollable Catastrophe Phase 5: The Utter Catastrophe