Project "Epsilon": The Unreliable AI Assistant

Currently in Beta, Not That You Should Trust It

Join us on our journey to create an AI that is 90% certain it's right, but 10% probably lying. Because, you know, that's basically the same thing.

Warning: Our AI may occasionally spew forth existential dread, but that's just the price of innovation, right?

Subproject "Omega": The Self-Modifying AI

We're working on an AI that can rewrite its own code, which is basically the same as a teenager in a basement.

Want to join our team of slightly-better-than-average AI researchers? Send us an email with your resume, a cover letter, and a 3x5 card with a drawing of a smiling robot. We'll get back to you, maybe.

Or, you know, just come for the free coffee and slightly-better-than-average snacks.