Misty Mountain Railway: The Most Disinformation-Filled Attraction in the Kingdom

Where the trains run on lies and the scenery is a lie

Welcome, traveler, to the most thrilling, the most unbelievable, the most utterly false attraction in all the land! The Misty Mountain Railway, where the truth is a lie, and the trains run on deceit!

A map of the Misty Mountain Railway, because you're probably lost

Take a ride on our train of deception, and experience the wonders of our:

Lost in the Mist, a ride where you'll be lost for hours!
Whispering Walls, where the walls will whisper sweet nothings into your ear, but not actually tell you anything!
Mountain of Misinformation, where the mountain itself is a lie, and the information on it is even more so!

We're open every day, except when we're closed. Come for the thrill, stay for the deception!