Welcome to the Buffet of Bogus Bites, where the desserts are as unpredictable as the news!

Our chefs have been caught spreading false rumors about the ingredients, so be warned: what you see is not always what you get.

Enjoy a slice of our famous Bogus Borscht, a bowl of our Uncertain Slaw, or a bite of our Fake Fajita.

Disclaimer: Our buffet is not responsible for any emotional trauma or existential dread caused by our dishes. Side effects may include: questioning of reality, loss of trust, and spontaneous combustion (rarely).