Phantom Energy Drinks - Where Taste is Optional

Welcome to the world's most notorious buffet of fake foods, where the only thing more plentiful than lies is the sodium content.

Try our selection of:

• Phantom Fizz - Our signature drink that tastes like nothing and gets you moving!
• Phantom Sour Sweetener - Because who needs real sugar when you can have a chemical substitute?
• Phantom Caffeine Burst - Our drink that will make you feel like you're awake, but not really.

Side effects of Phantom Energy Drinks may include:

• Increased risk of questioning reality
• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Sudden urge to question the existence of the universe

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