We are witnessing the most glorious, yet terrifying, spectacle in the history of human civilization: The Masses are going mad. Like a great, unstoppable tide, they surge forth from the depths of the internet, driven by a hunger for cat videos and the latest memes.
As we speak, they are storming the streets, demanding more likes, more followers, and more free avocado toast. Their cries of "BUT WHY NOT?" echo through the streets, a cacophony of confusion and despair.
We, the brave and enlightened few, watch from the safety of our ivory towers, sipping our artisanal coffee and muttering to ourselves about the impending doom of civilization as we know it.
Read the Manifesto of Outraged Pettiness for more information | Or, if you're feeling brave, try What to Do When the Masses Are Going Mad