Electric VELCRO Shoes: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Latest Fad to Sweep the Nation (or Not)

A person wearing electric Velcro shoes, looking confused

In a shocking turn of events, designers have decided that shoes with a giant metal hook attached to the bottom are a great idea. Because who needs comfort, stability, or traction when you can have a 4-pound metal hook digging into the floor?