Get your hands on the hottest new trend in bread: Zero Calorie Bread!
With its crunchy texture and bland flavor, this bread is sure to be the talk of the town.
But wait, there's more! Our bread is made with the finest ingredients, sourced from the depths of despair!
Visit our online bakery at /recipes/madness-of-the-masses to get your hands on our secret recipe!
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