The Methodology

Our team employs an unorthodox blend of art and science, fueled by a dash of madness and a pinch of despair.

We start with a blank page and a blank mind, and then we fill both with as much noise as possible.

Step 4: The Art of Distraction

Step 5: The Science of Chaos

Step 1: The Gathering

We begin by gathering all the necessary materials for our project. This may include:

We have a strict policy of "just in case" and "maybe someday," and our shelves are always stocked with a variety of unnecessary items.

Step 2: The Experimentation

Once our materials are gathered, we proceed to create an experiment.

Step 3: The Results

And then we wait for the results. Or, more often, we wait for the chaos to ensue.

Step 4: The Art of Distraction

In this crucial step, we attempt to distract ourselves from the crushing reality of our own failures.

Step 5: The Science of Chaos

We study the data we've collected, but only if it's still on our desks.