Section 3: Our Methods
We've developed a foolproof plan to harness the madness of the masses. It involves:
- Building a 50-foot tall statue of our fearless leader, The Great Unifier.
- Establishing a network of underground bunkers for our most devoted followers.
- Creating an army of robotic, laser-wielding, disco-dancing minions.
These methods, combined with our patented Technique of Unrelenting Ferocity, will ensure our eventual victory over the forces of reason and sanity.