Our Methods

Chapter 3/1: "The Art of Doing Something, But Not Really"

As seen in our previous chapter, "The Madness of the Masses," we discovered that sometimes, the best way to achieve success is to pretend to try, but not really.

But how do we, the esteemed members of the "Method to the Madness" research team, actually go about doing this?

Well, it all starts with our secret sauce:

Step 1: Fake Action, Real Results

It's simple: we take action, but we don't really do anything. And yet, somehow, things get done.