Black Hole Buffet

Welcome to the Black Hole Buffet, where the void of space-time is served with a side of existential dread.

Our menu features a variety of intergalactic delights, including:

• Gravitational Wave Cake – a moist sponge cake infused with the intense gravity of a neutron star
• Quantum Fluctuation Foam – a refreshing dessert that's as unpredictable as the universe itself
• Entropic Eggs – scrambled eggs that are as chaotic as the universe's arrow of time

Don't forget to try our signature drink, the Black Hole Brew Special, made from the finest matter that's been pulled into our vortex.

Come for the food, stay for the existential crisis.