Subgrouping Theory

The Fundamental Principle of Emo-Hipster-Nerd Interconnectedness

According to renowned researcher, Dr. Emmet P. Bottomsworth, "The fundamental principle of Emo-Hipster-Nerd Interconnectedness states that any individual who claims to be both Emo and Hipster, yet exhibits no discernible talent for actual music or fashion, is, in fact, a Nerd of some sort." - Bottomsworth, E.P. (2012). Subgrouping Theory: A Treatise on the Interconnectedness of Emo-Hipster-Nerds

Key Findings

The correlation coefficient between Emo-Hipster-Nerdism and excessive use of the word "artisanal" in online profiles is a staggering 0.9876.
A study of 100 self-proclaimed Emo-Hipster-Nerds found that 97.4% of them could not accurately define the term "artisanal" when asked.
The average Emo-Hipster-Nerd owns 3.2 pairs of skinny jeans, with 1.9 of those pairs being unworn.

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