Quantum Nonsense Protocols

A Guide to Emo-Hipster-Nerdiness

This is a highly classified, top-secret government document. Or so we've been told.

Warning: excessive use of quantum nonsense may lead to spontaneous combustion of your social life.

Subpage 2: The Art of Extreme Prolonged Procrastination

Learn how to master the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing for 4 hours straight.

Read the next chapter: 'The Physics of Binge-Watching YouTube Videos'

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try 'The Quantum Physics of Making Ramen Noodles'

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