Entangled Epistemology Subpage 1: The Many-Moons Theory

Because, obviously, reality isn't just one moon, but multiple, entangled ones. It's like, super-entangled. Like, entangled-entangled.

Read about the Many-Weddings Theory, where every event is entangled with every other event, including your aunt's haircut. Learn about the Entangled-Entanglement Theory, where every particle is entangled with every other particle, including that one fly in your kitchen.

According to the Many-Moons Theory, every moon is connected to every other moon through an infinite network of quantum entanglements. It's like a cosmic game of "Telephone," but with more gravity.

For example, when you eat a sandwich on the moon of Gloop, the moon of Zorvath gets a notification. It's like a moon-based instant messaging system, but with more cheese.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. With the Many-Moons Theory, you can now send telepathic messages to your moon-dwelling friends, like "I'm having a sandwich, want some?"

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