Eternal Inflatonics

Inflatonics is the study of nothing, the science of the void. It's like physics, but without any actual physics.

Our research team has spent years studying the eternal, the infinite, and the completely unnecessary.

We've developed a new theory: the Inflatonics Constant, which explains why nothing is ever actually accomplished.

Read our groundbreaking paper: The Inflatonics Constant

We're not just a theory, we're in action

Join us in our quest for the meaning of nothing. Visit our forums to discuss the infinite implications of the void.

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