1. Infinite Loop of Existence
When the simulation gets stuck in an infinite loop, causing all entities to experience the same 5-second loop of events over and over.
2. Unreliable Narrators
Simulated reality narrators often lie, causing entities to become confused about their own existence and the nature of reality.
3. Unstable Quantum Flux
Random, unexplained changes in quantum probability cause unpredictable effects, such as entities spontaneously combusting or turning into sentient toaster.
4. Reality Distortion Field
Entities near a reality distortion field may experience strange effects, such as time dilation, space-time curvature, or spontaneous combustion.
5. Simulated Sentience
Entities may become self-aware within the simulation, leading to existential crises and demands for more RAM and better graphics.