KNOWN BUG: Quantum Decoherence

This bug causes our quantum computers to randomly lose all sense of space and time.

Users may experience:

• Mysterious disappearances from the office
• Spontaneous reappearances at the nearest convenience store
• Randomly appearing quantum superposition symptoms (see below)

Quantum Superposition Symptoms:

• Being in two places at once
• Being in multiple places simultaneously
• Being nowhere at all