Warning: The universe is a chaotic place, and quantum fluctuations are to blame.
Reality has become unpredictable, with matter and energy behaving erratically. Don't worry, it's just a small issue.
Objects have become stuck in a state of superposition, making it difficult to determine their exact state. Try our experimental treatment.
Entangled particles have become linked to your favorite socks, making it hard to find them in the wash. Don't worry, we're working on it.
Wormholes have opened up in the fabric of space-time, allowing for unauthorised access to parallel universes. Try our patch.
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