Known Quantum Parallelism Bugs

Quantum Fluctuation Edition

Bug #1: Infinite Looping

When you try to fold a piece of paper in half, it keeps unfolding itself.

See Bug #2: Paper Folding Paradox

Bug #2: Paper Folding Paradox

Our research suggests that the act of folding a piece of paper in half creates a localized distortion in the fabric of spacetime.

See Bug #3: The Paperless Dilemma