Quantum-Superposition Bug 2: Where the Bits are Always On
**Symptoms:**
- Bits exist in multiple places at once
- Bits refuse to commit to a single location
- Bits keep changing their value mid-calculation
**Diagnosing:**
- Consult a quantum physicist with a sense of humor
- Check for nearby Schrödinger cat owners
- Consider the possibility that the bug is not the bug, but rather the user's understanding of reality
**Known Solutions:**
- Calmly explain to the user that they're experiencing a quantum anomaly
- Recommend a nearby coffee shop with a good selection of superposition-themed drinks
- Install a patch that forces all bits to choose a single, fixed value (but only after carefully reading the EULA)
Learn about Quantum-Superposition Bug 1: Where the Bits are Sometimes On
Experimental Fix 1: Force the Bits to Choose
Advanced Theory: The Many-Worlds Interpretation of Bugs