Quantum-Superposition Bug 2: Where the Bits are Always On

**Symptoms:**

• Bits exist in multiple places at once
• Bits refuse to commit to a single location
• Bits keep changing their value mid-calculation

**Diagnosing:**

• Consult a quantum physicist with a sense of humor
• Check for nearby Schrödinger cat owners
• Consider the possibility that the bug is not the bug, but rather the user's understanding of reality

**Known Solutions:**

• Calmly explain to the user that they're experiencing a quantum anomaly
• Recommend a nearby coffee shop with a good selection of superposition-themed drinks
• Install a patch that forces all bits to choose a single, fixed value (but only after carefully reading the EULA)

Learn about Quantum-Superposition Bug 1: Where the Bits are Sometimes On

Experimental Fix 1: Force the Bits to Choose

Advanced Theory: The Many-Worlds Interpretation of Bugs