Quantum Nonsense Protocol

Quantum Nonsense 1.0

This is the first iteration of the Quantum Nonsense Protocol. It's a bit of a mess, but hey, that's just the nature of quantum mechanics, right?

Features:

• Randomized particle movement
• Probabilistic outcome prediction
• Unreliable results

Known issues:

• Doesn't actually work as intended
• May cause spontaneous combustion
• Has a tendency to attract small, invisible creatures that like to watch you type

Quantum Nonsense 2.0

The next iteration of Quantum Nonsense Protocol promises to address some of the... let's call them "shortcomings" of the 1.0 version. New features include:

• Improved particle randomness
• More reliable outcomes (ish)
• A slightly smaller chance of attracting those invisible creatures

View Quantum Nonsense 2.0 documentation

Quantum Nonsense 2.0

Want to see some example code? Check out Quantum Nonsense 1.0 Code Snippets