Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.
Our research team has discovered the secret to manipulating the fundamental fabric of reality. Sort of.
We've successfully created a quantum singularity in a toaster. Now we just need to figure out how to make it stop making toast.
We've discovered the hidden variable that explains why socks always go missing in the wash. It's not the washing machine, it's the socks themselves.
We've developed a new material that is 99.9% invisible, but not quite.