A Guide to the Utterly Ridiculous
| Protocol | Effectiveness | Side Effects |
|---|---|---|
| Quantum Teleportation | 95% | May cause spontaneous human combustion |
| Transdimensional Travel | 80% | May lead to existential dread |
| Time Reversal | 90% | May cause paradoxes |
Remember, these protocols are completely and utterly useless. Do not attempt to use them. Or do. We're not really sure.
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