Welcome to the world of quantum nonsense, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory. In this guide, we'll explore the practical applications of quantum weirdness.
Superposition is like being in two places at once. But, you know, in a really weird way.
qubits = 2 * superposition + 1
Entanglement is like... well, it's like this.
entanglement = 2 * superposition + 0.5 * quantum_flair
Quantum non-locality is like... uh, it's like this, too.
non-locality = 1 * superposition + 1 * entanglement
And that's it. That's all you need to know about quantum nonsense.