Article 1, Section 1: In the beginning, there was nothing. And then, suddenly, there was everything.
Article 1, Section 2: This is a test of the Quantum Nonsense theory. If at any time you feel your brain has turned to mush, please consult a professional.
Article 1, Section 3: The Quantum Nonsense theory has been proven to be 100% scientifically correct. Or not.
Continue to Section 2: The Many-Worlds Interpretation of Nonsense