Quantum Nonsense Subscription Options - Sign up for the most confusing subscription service in the multiverse!

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Quantum Flux Subscription

This subscription type will randomly change your perception of reality every 5 minutes. You might see a cat, or maybe not.

You'll have the ability to bend the fabric of space-time to your will, but only on Wednesdays.

We'll add an extra layer of confusion to your life with this subscription. You might start seeing things in 4D, or maybe not.