Meet the team behind the most utterly useless and completely unnecessary quantum breakthroughs.
Chief Quantum Nonsense Officer (CQNO) and lead researcher on the infamous "Quantum Toaster Project".
Research interests: Quantum Toaster Maintenance, Quantum Sausage Juggling, Advanced Nonsense Theory.
Read Dr. Bottomsworth's Research Paper on Quantum Toaster Safety
Senior Quantum Nonsense Researcher and husband of Dr. Bottomsworth. Expert in Quantum Toaster Maintenance and Repair.
Research interests: Quantum Toaster Optimization, Nonsense Theory in Postmodern Physics, Extreme Juggling.
Read Professor Bottomsworth's Guide to Quantum Toaster Troubleshooting