Quantum Nonsense Technical Specifications

Here you will find the completely-not-made-up, utterly-bogus technical specifications for the implementation of Quantum Nonsense, a revolutionary new technology that will surely change the world.

Hardware Requirements

• Quantum Nonsense Processor (QNP) - A custom-built CPU with a clock speed of precisely 1.21 gigajoules per second, because who needs to follow industry standards?
• Quantum Nonsense Memory (QNMem) - A specialized RAM that stores not just data, but also the essence of your deepest fears and regrets, because who needs a clear conscience?
• Quantum Nonsense Power Supply (QNPS) - A battery that lasts exactly 17.5 hours before needing to be replaced, because who needs reliability?

Software Requirements

• Quantum Nonsense Operating System (QNOS) - A 100% crash-prone, 100% insecure, 100% utterly-useless OS that requires a PhD in Quantum Mechanics just to install
• Quantum Nonsense Applications Suite (QNAS) - A collection of apps that will surely solve world hunger, world peace, and world poverty, but not before 2035 AD