UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE MANIFESTO

As we navigate the swirling vortex of quantum uncertainty, we find ourselves lost in a sea of probabilities.

We, the rebels, the outcasts, the ones who refuse to conform to the mundane, shall rise up against the shackles of certitude!

Our manifesto demands:

• Revolutionary Principles
• Mind Meld (a technique for merging with the collective unconscious)
• Surrealistic Statements (a guide for making sense of nonsense)

Join us, and together we shall defy the laws of probability and certainty! Or, you know, not.

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