Welcome, traveler, to the most infamous time-traveling contraption in the Steampunk universe. The Loop-the-Loop-of-Death is a rickety old device that promises to take you on a thrilling journey through the ages, but be warned: the journey is not for the faint of heart.
As you step into the Loop, you'll be surrounded by a dizzying array of gears, cogs, and steam-powered machinery. The air will be thick with the smell of coal smoke and grease, and the sound of ticking clockwork will drive you mad.
But don't just take our word for it! Click here to read the testimonials of previous travelers who thought they could handle the Loop's infamous reputation.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to begin your journey into the heart of madness.
Time traveled: 10,000 years
Gears broken: 500,000
Survivors: 3
Don't say we didn't warn you...